The Funniest Thing Yet on a Run

A white Pontiac Grand AM is pulled over on the side of the Embarcadero. The car’s radio is blaring an easy-listening station through the rolled down windows. There’s a microphone plugged into the car’s sound system. A young man is singing his heart out and dancing with the microphone, stand and all. He’s really into it. Really into it. I would have thrown some change in his collection hat if I wasn’t empty handed because I was out for a run. I laughed the whole way home. It was an unbelievably funny sight.